I truly believe that the word ‘parent’ is very misleading, as so many duties can not put into one very boring word. We deserve something more spectacular or something with more oomph.  I personally would have preferred “superhuman procreator”.  We got robbed folks.  Being a parent means being a nurse and you didn’t go to nursing school or being a teacher and you suck at math.  Can you imagine if we wrote a resume based around our duties as a parent?  Not only would we be hired but probably be named the company’s CEO, because who’s more qualified than a doctor/engineer/legal aide?   Here is a list of  30 job titles that you might want to consider when revising your resume or when someone underestimates the title of ‘parent’:

1. Nurse
2. Doctor
3. Teacher
4. Psychologist
5. Psychiatrist
6. Chef
7. Coach
8. Security Guard
9. Beauty Consultant
10. Engineer (these toys get harder & harder to put together, I swear)
11. Uber Driver
12. Chaperone
13. Artist
14. Scientist
15. Hairdresser
16. Manicurist
17. Travel Agent
18. Accountant
19. Fund Raiser
20. Loan Officer
21. Dentist
22. Dietitian
23. Legal Aide
24. Social Media Manager
25. Plumber
26. Photographer
27. Waiter/Waitress
28. Detective
29. Receptionist
30. Translator